Observations on the current state of the human condition

by Steve on Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:03 pm

Have you ever noticed that even in a large open place that people will stand in front of doorways, stairs, or escalators to have a conversation.

Did you ever notice that the faster a car races to pull out in front of you the slower it will go after it cuts you off?

Isn't it funny how everybody pulling up to a rotary has the right of way?

Did you ever notice that young women like to prominently display their boobs in low cut sweaters or shirts but still get mad when you look?

Have you noticed that these days the president even has to clean up oil spills?

Did you ever notice that people still feel obligated to tip even after getting bad service? Isn't is supposed to be a gratuity? What if you aren't grateful?

Isn't our society very litigious? These days you need a lawyer in your car to help you determine the implied meaning of a STOP sign.

Why does Massachusetts state law say that you cannot conceal a weapon but also state that you cannot carry a weapon in plain site?

Does anyone else feel like a second class citizen when someone you are talking to pulls out a phone to check a text message that just arrived? If I speak without using any vowels would I have more priority in the conversation?

In the bus business drivers must keep both hands on the wheel at all times. I always wonder how bus companies find so many people who never have to scratch their balls.

I once filled out an equal opportunity job application that asked if I was a woman or any one of 50 different categories of minorities. I was not any of the listed categories. I said to the equal opportunity agent "wouldn't it just be easier to say 'no white guys.'"

I once told someone that I worked with a lot of Indians and a Native American person got offended. What are we supposed to call people from India now?

Is a Native American a better American than the rest of us?

What do you call African Americans who aren't from America?

My 10 year old once asked me why every time I earned money, brought products, drove on a toll road, filled my car with gas, ate at a restaurant, flushed the toilet, or owned property that I had to pay money to the government? Kids are so naive.

Do you know why all junk food and restaurant food has so much fat and cholesterol? It's because fat and cholesterol tastes good.

I caught my kids watching adult content on the television yesterday. I forbade them to ever watch the news again.

Reality TV should be rated R.

Why are there viagra commercials on Spongebob Squarepants?

My daughter was watching TV and asked me why men would want to be "bigger."

Why can't cigarette companies advertise anymore? I saw an ad on TV for condoms and I would rather let my kids smoke.

by blue81ta on Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:27 pm

I have noticed, observed and wondered about almost all of the above.... usually giving me a severe headache. Rolling Eyes

Observations on the current state of the human condition

Observations on the current state of the human condition

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