He Said ...She Said.... Husband and wife humor...

He Said ...She Said.... Husband and wife humor...



He said to me.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

The wife said to him .... .. You wear underpants don't you?




He said to me............ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

The wife said. That's a good idea. You stand by the stove and sink while I lie on the sofa and sleep.




He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I gave you?

The wife said to him. ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!




He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

The wife said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and

go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and then go to the fridge.





He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

The wife said to him….. because they don't have time.




He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

The wife said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.





He said to me… . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

The wife said to him . . . because they already have boyfriends.





He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

The wife said. . . A widow.