Things to ponder

If you are what you eat then why do cream puffs taste so good?


If you wanted to walk a mile in another man's shoes would you go to the bowling alley?


Why do hot dogs buns come in packages of eight while hot dos come in packages of ten?


I like to buy HP computers because it's easier to spell than IBM.


What baseball team was named first, the Red Sox or the White Sox.


Do kids still play Cowboys and Native Americans?


Was bungee jumping invented by people who's Mom told them "If everyone jumped off a bridge would you have to too?"


I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned.


What would you do with a bird in the hand anyway?


The Hindus of India don't eat cow products so who invented "Curried Beef?"


Why is Mexican food so much better than Spanish food?


Who was the first person ever to eat a lobster?


The simple fact of nutrition is that fat and cholesteral taste really good.


Do salesmen always call to "touch base" because they can't hit a home run?


Why haven't they made a Gomer Pyle movie starring Bruce Willis yet?


Why did someone name a planet Uranus? Was it too close to the moon when it was discovered?


I'm confused about Tiger Woods. Why to we hold golfers to a higher standard than a President?


Have you ever seen two peas in a pod that just couldn't get along?

Funny!